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SITE 01
the Bratz preservation society
bratz-pres.geocities.archive
a meticulously documented archive of every Bratz doll, every line, every accessory release between 2001 and 2007 — cross-referenced with what the Cushwell Girls were wearing the same week. the only place on the internet that takes Yasmin’s outfit choices seriously.
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SITE 02
high-noon hennessy fan club
noon-henny.geocities.archive
a fellowship of women who order Hennessy at 11:47am on a Tuesday and look the bartender directly in the eye while doing it. founder claims Britelle as patron saint, with citations. the comments section is unsearchable on purpose.
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SITE 03
the official taekwondo bow ponytail archive
bow-pony.geocities.archive
a single-purpose research site documenting every documented appearance of a satin pink bow tied to a national-champion ponytail at a sanctioned tournament between 1998 and 2009. Chanté appears 14 times. she does not respond to interview requests.
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SITE 04
leg wrestling: a sportsbook
leg-book.geocities.archive
live odds, regional brackets, and a spreadsheet of every Pacific Northwest leg-wrestling sash awarded since 2014. accepts no real wagers. settles every bet anyway. Britelle’s sash is on display in the “hall of inevitability” with a velvet rope around it.
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SITE 05
von dutch revival quarterly
vd-quarterly.geocities.archive
a four-times-a-year zine documenting every credible Von Dutch sighting in the wild, with field photographers in three timezones. the leopard trucker cap section is its own department. the editor’s note in every issue is the same sentence: “Britelle was right.”
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!
more sister sites coming — the webmistress is reviewing applications. send a love letter, not a form. xoxo